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 This section has all of the current news and headlines of the past and present. Here we will discuss all of the newest and strange topics with pure journalistic objectivity. All of our news has been verified, checked, and re-checked to comply with only the heighest standards. You can be sure all of the news here is true, unbiased, and very to the point. [Editor: This is not the official opinion of this web site. All things stated previously and hereafter are totally from the authors delusional mind and not from ours. ]

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September 22nd, 1981

baby

 On this date people around the world celebrated a moment of silence [Editor: At 3:00 A.M.] because of the birth of one of the worlds greatest genius's the world has ever known, Daniel Sandler. [Editor: Again, we remind you, this is from the author's own delusional mind, not ours. ] When the Doctors saw him they all started to kneel and cry at the sight of the awesome individual [Editor: because of how hideous he looked. ] Thousands of photos were taken of that day because everyone realized that this even is the turning point in history and from now on it will be a better world. History is now in the making....[Editor: The rest of the two hundred page long biography of the first 20 years of the author's life were cut out due so sheer obliviousness of the author to his own conceitedness. He was reported to say after learning the news of this: "I'm not conceited, i'm perfect." ]

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2002: Jeb Bush screws the state of Florida again!!!

Jeb Bush

 Govenor of Florida Jeb Bush, in a show of extreme intelligence has let the Florida education system fall to 49th in the nation. Along with this, he states that he thinks the Florida education system is fine and needs no improvement!!!! How stupid can you get? Some of the Florida schools don't have enough money to afford textbooks for all of their kids. Then he is trying to initiate this voucher system that if a school does not test well, money is taken away from them and the parents are given the option of sending kids, for free, to a private school or another public school. Oh yah, that is smart. A school is failing, and take away money and people from that school, how smart is that? Then use that money to send kids to private schools for free, who don't need the money. Does this make any sense? [Editor: Here is a surprise, we actually agree with the Author on this one, Bush is and idiot. ]

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October 2001 to March 2002: WAR!!!

War

 America as at War!!! Sure it is one sided with 21st century technology against people with 1950's and 1960's technology. I totally agree with the war and the war in terrorism, I just disagree with the way the media is portraying it. They report on the tens of americans killed, most because of friendly fire or accidents with hour long segments and families of the solders special, while they never once mention the casualties on the other side, nor anything about the hundreds of thousands of their dead soldiers. The media is very biased, CNN, Fox News, ect. None of them reported on the Afghan casualties because Americans do not care about them, only about our soldiers. They are supposed to be unbiased, yet they are as biased as anyone can get. The world is run by the media and the media decides what it chooses to show and how it shows it. Someday they will rule the world...[Editor: Again we totally agree with this rant. ]

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