This section entails all of the weird, unusual, and just plain stupid things I have found (or made up) along my travels around the world.

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Taj Watermelon?

 Here we have my first stop on my round the world tour, India. During my planed week long stay in India, I went to the Taj Mahal. During that time I was arrested for preaching to the general public the supreme benefits of growing Watermelonous giganticous (or more commonly known as the gigantic watermelon)to their local economy and to their food resources. Yet since the watermelon was blocking their view of the Taj Mahal and also sitting inside the main plaza and pool, the police got very angry at me.

Circus Folk?

 After being embarrassingly arrested and put into jail, I was made to work off my $3.50 (American dollar) fine by being a Animal handler in an Indian circus for a year. After which i went home due to the fact that my vacation time was up and I had to get back to work.

Time Toaster!!! (and JELLO©)

 The next year i invented a Time machine out of a old taster, a pair of pliers and some JELLO©. Jello as we all know is one of the most complex substances on earth. Through extensive tinkering during commercial breaks, I found that if you arrange the red, blue, and orange jello's in a specific combination they form a temporal super duper calafristic espialidocious field. This field can then be trapped by the pliers and focused in the coils of the toaster to form a time machine. I traveled back in time to 1937. From there i decided to go on a trip and got a seat on the Hindenburg. Yet due to a freak accident, that I had nothing to do with at all, the hindenburg blew up. Since I was the only passenger with no real identification I was blamed for the disaster, yet thankfully I managed to keep my toaster handy at all times and transported back to the present before i could be jailed.

MY CAR!!!!!!!

  After diving home from an Advanced Scuba diving training dive, I was driving the speed limit in my Hyundai Tiburon down a old country road. After a little bit, and only 6 miles away from I-75 my tire accidentally hit the edge of the road and I lost control of the car. After almost hitting a fence I overcorrected and did a 360 degree turn on the road and ended up on the opposite side of the two lane road. And if that was not enough, one my car stopped, the embankment turned out to be too much for my car and it turned over onto its roof. After this I crawled out and people who were following me called FHP. Somehow during all of what happened i did not get a single scratch or injury (I have no clue how, but I am happy about that). The cop came and took my information and stuff and basically, since there was no one else involved, only gave me a thing saying careless driving (no points or charge). I was really lucky.

 Well the crazy night did not end there. At this point our group leader, who is a really cool guy, had stopped to see if everything was ok. We were waiting with two other people he was with for a tow truck to take away my car. As we were waiting, every car that came by stopped to ask if we were ok and if we needed help. (At this point I realized how good people in America actually can be, that is the true spirit of America) Eventually the tow truck driver came and he flipped over the car with his tow truck. During this time we were trying our hardest to keep from cracking (no pun intended) up because he had the largest but crack that we had ever seen. It must of been at least 3-4 inches above his pants line. That was not the end of it. After the tow truck left and my ride arrived, one of the cars that carried the people waiting with me would not start up. It had a dead battery! So we jumped the car and finally got out of that place.

  Finally I got home and had to explain everything to my roommates, girlfriend, ect. That was a horrible day. But my thinking is that everyone is going to be in an accident sometime, I just hope that that was my only one. :-)