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Welcome to G99 News and More... These series of award winning web pages were created by the now world famous Daniel Sandler.
G-99 News and More… is a company that was started on Feb. 9th 2000 at the University of Florida. It takes the latest headlines and makes them into funny and sometimes sarcastic and most of the time idiotic headlines. It will be updated periodically, at least weekly with some of the top headlines from that week. Also periodically there will be Movie Reviews for the latest upcoming and cool movies. Hope you enjoy it!
Wedding! Yes! I got married! Here are the wedding pics! Wedding Album
Poll of the week Poll of the week is here!
Poll of the week Updates 6/21/04 Added wedding album, poll of the week, and a phpbb interface!! 9/17/03 I just made my first flash animation! woohoo! Go to the movies section to see it. 8/23/03 added new story to the story section. 7/17/03 Added Finding Nemo and Terminator 3 reviews. 6/12/03 Added new info on The Core 2: Icarus
6/10/03 Added several great stories! Plus new news! Yes you heard me right. The ever present rebellon of the copyboys has been finally put down and we can once again go onto sending out reporters on demeaning and demanding assignments. To the news!
5/27/03 Review of Bruce Almighty!!
5/15/03 Review of Matrix: Reloaded
4/22/03 Added guestbook! Yay! See bottom of page
4/19/03 News headlines and new story. Two new reviews of Phonebooth and Anger management later on during the weekend.
3/28-29/03 Review of The Core and News Headline.
3/17/03 massive change to graphics and order of page. much better now eh?
3/11/03 Yes it is true! G99 News and More... Has actually updated! You see due to the latest terroroism scares and the changes in the the routine twinkey delivery routs i have not been able to update the site. I will now return to weekly updates. I promise. Well for a while at least. For the past year and a half i have been campaining to rerout the Twinkley deliveries back to around my house and getting the bribes in order for a box to be "lost" in the process. So now with regular Twinkey delivery returned and with new original content. WE are will back on our way to absolute boredok of our one viewer. The company is back on its solid footing. I knew we should of not gotten into bed with Enron and Marth Stewart. But that is another story for another time.... Dan
long time coming G-99 News and More… is sorry for the extremely long time period since its last update. The reporters went on strike and holed up inside our studios undreneath the White House bomb shelter. They hired local millitia consisting of deranged senators and pizza delivery men. This group of millitia was led by a enraged Al Gore with his now infamous Fidel Castro beard. Finally after two long years of fighting between stacks of secretly copied Enron papers and AOL free internet disks, the rouge reporters were defeated with a swift blow from our spcially created T.W.I.N.K.Y. force. Soon after this, the remaining reporters were called by CNN to report on the War in Afganistan due to their impressive training and courage under fire. But, unfortunately 4 of them were killed when their caravan was attacked. They tried to defend their stash of Twinkies with their life, but were overwhelmed by the opposing forces. Their funeral will be Tomorrow. But now, onto the news!!!!
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